The Jet Jaguar fight song

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Published on: July 30, 2009

It’s sometimes disturbing the things that come to mind when I’m not actively thinking about something else. Thank you MST3K and Joel Hodgson.

He jock it made of steel
Eats sushi from a pail
Jet Jaguar? Jet Jaguar!
He mother never really love him
He crimefighting cover up a basic insecurity
He dickey covers up an adams apple the size of a Toyota
He basically good-hearted but he’d like to smash that kid against a rock
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
His head looks like Jack Nicholson
Don’t smile like that, it will stay that way
Don’t touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man.

The Jet Jaguar Fight Song

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