Well now that my spine is relatively close to being lined up and the cracked rib is back to being just a constant nuisance I went back to TKD to try to catch up in time to make this current test cycle. I’m testing for my senior green belt on Monday and I’m still getting the Song Song and Yong Gom forms mixed together about halfway through each. I skipped sparring and worked on the forms for about 45 minutes in total before doing Muy Thai drills for another 40.
By this time you’d think I’d have learned that I can’t cram for a martial arts test the way I do for just about every other exam I’ve ever taken. I need to do something about a hundred time before my body begins to have any idea what it’s supposed to be doing. What this means is that I’m going to be doing the Song Song and Yong Gom patterns about a hundred times each.
The one thing in favor of a sedentary lifestyle is that you don’t get hurt much. In the ten years between when I stopped going out to clubs and dancing and walking everywhere I went and looking at the scale as my 40th birthday approached and wondering just how the hell I’d gained fifty pounds I didn’t break a single bone or have a single debilitating injury. In the last year I’ve broken two ribs, cracked a similar number, broken two toes, done something to my back that required a trip to the chiropractor, gotten shin splints and effectively crippled myself with sore muscles more times than I can count. On the up side, my wife tells me that I’ve lost a lot of weight and look better.
I don’t mind the occasional visit from pain but he’s pretty much living in the guest room these days.
Not being content with a body that isn’t absolutely crippled the day after TKD training I’ve added in weight training on the off days. In some ways I’m not as strong as I used to be but I was surprised that I wasn’t as weak as I expected. I’ve been doing free weights fairly randomly with the wife on Tuesdays and Thursdays and I’m about to start the Stronglifts 5×5 program and try it for about 9 weeks.
Now all I need to do is add in skipping rope.
Exercise.
Eat fiber.
Die anyway.